Post by cromhunt on Dec 9, 2007 9:21:35 GMT -6
gorilla hunt
It's a tourist who travels faraway in the jungle to find gorilla's hunters.
He asks to these hunters how many guys ,materials and equipments,are needed.
Hunter tells him:
"not so many guys are useful,only you and me and my dog!"
the tourist gets surprise:
"you sure,it seems to be too simple"
the hunter:
"oh! i'm sorry,we need a gun also and handcuffs"
the tourist:
"all right and how all of that will be done??"
the hunter:
"ok!listen to me,we have to travel in the jungle for a while,until we find a gorilla.Generally they are sleeping in the trees.When we find one,you carry the gun and handcuffs,i will climb in the tree and shake the branch until the gorilla falls from boughs.Once the gorilla hits the ground my dog will rush on him to bite his balls;the gorilla will try to protect his balls with his hands,you run fast as possible on him and put the hancuffs on his wrists;that's all"
the tourist:
"well!!very well!and what's about the gun??"
the hunter:
"in the event of it's me who fall from the tree,you have to kill the dog!"
It's a tourist who travels faraway in the jungle to find gorilla's hunters.
He asks to these hunters how many guys ,materials and equipments,are needed.
Hunter tells him:
"not so many guys are useful,only you and me and my dog!"
the tourist gets surprise:
"you sure,it seems to be too simple"
the hunter:
"oh! i'm sorry,we need a gun also and handcuffs"
the tourist:
"all right and how all of that will be done??"
the hunter:
"ok!listen to me,we have to travel in the jungle for a while,until we find a gorilla.Generally they are sleeping in the trees.When we find one,you carry the gun and handcuffs,i will climb in the tree and shake the branch until the gorilla falls from boughs.Once the gorilla hits the ground my dog will rush on him to bite his balls;the gorilla will try to protect his balls with his hands,you run fast as possible on him and put the hancuffs on his wrists;that's all"
the tourist:
"well!!very well!and what's about the gun??"
the hunter:
"in the event of it's me who fall from the tree,you have to kill the dog!"